Elephants

Is alcohol the answer? Yes. If the question is; what can I consume today that will make me act like a complete tit? Harsh, really. I hadn't had a drink for two months before tonight. Why? I dunno. All I know is that there is a part of me that is saying; we have found the answer! Drink! Drink! Driiiiiiiiiiiiiiiink! But the pay off is too much. Such dark thoughts to be having, and I'm happy tonight! Aren't I?
Elephants. Bloody elephants. Following me around. Bastards.