So what are we gonna do today, Brain?

Hmm. Stuck. I have an idea but it is incomplete. Certainly not enough to hang a 90 minute script on. But I've done a few characters with biographies, back stories etc. Also, I know what it is I'm writing about. But I have no story. I have to do this...I need lagre amounts of money to validate my existance...yes, lagre amounts. Its like large amounts but spelled wrong.
Enough of this tomfoolery, time to talk about something sensible. Like human-animal hybrids. When I heard Bush mention this in his State of the onion thing, my reaction was the same as any other right-thinking person. Obviously the man is insane. Maybe 'God' told him about it. But no, after doing a little research, I discovered that in fact animal-human hybrids are real. They've made pigs with human blood running through their veins and rabbit eggs have been successfully fused with human eggs. Also, Stanford University in California is planning to create (wait for it) mice with human brains! Mice with human brains! Mice! With human brains! I mean how the f...I mean what th..why in the w...mice with human brains!
So there we have it. A warning about mice with human brains from a human with...oh, make up your own joke.