Throwing down the Gauntlet

OK. I've come to a decision. There are people in this world who piss me off beyond belief. High profile people, people I see on TV and read about in newspapers. What I usually do is write about them on this blog or elsewhere but increasingly I find myself so angry that words will no longer suffice. It is time for action. I'm going to send the following to George Galloway:

Dear Sir,
Your repulsive ideology and you're rampant egotism have aroused my fury for the last time. I am normally opposed to violence in all its forms, but I see it as my duty as a responsible citizen to knock your block off. I hereby challenge you to a fight. You and me. Man to man. In a car-park somewhere. If you are a man of honour as you claim to be, then let's settle this the old fashioned way. Also, we can sell the TV rights and make a pretty penny.

Yours faithfully,
Ben

Only problem is, I'm not sure that I won't be arrested. Is it a crime to challenge a politician to a fist-fight? Lets find out.