What? No, no really. What?

Evil takes place in the abscence of God. So where the hell is he? Alpha fuckin centauri? Ya get me? Of course its possible that God exists within us all, somewhere in the collective unconscious, as some driving force, will to power or whatever. I don't know. Why are you asking me, eh? Leave me alone...
I want to climb a mountain. A small one. I'm not over-confident. Its just something I'd like to do one day. Well...maybe not actually climb one. I might just...sort of...look at it. I've never actually seen a mountain, apart from on TV. Hills, I've seen. I've seen enough hills. They hold no wonder for me anymore. So, I want to stare at mountains. Become a champion mountain-starer. Make a change from staring into that damn abyss.
Sorry, I'm drunk.