Rant About Aliens

Had a bad day today, but I won't bore myself with that. No no. I have much more important things to write about.
Actually I don't. Or do I?
Thinking about aliens a lot(again). Would things really be so much worse if aliens took over the Earth? I suppose it would, if they were the kind that suck out your brains. I mean Blair and Bush are bad, but at least they don't suck out peoples brains. As far as we know, anyway. I think if I was kidnapped by aliens...well I wouldn't mind, I suppose...let me make it clear that I don't, unlike many people, believe that aliens are already here. To me, the thought that aliens would travel across thousands of light years to scare a few hillbillies and chop the arses off cows is quite implausible. For a start, how much could an alien species learn from a cows arse? And why go to the trouble of separating it from the rest of the cow? Answer me that. By God.