Thursday, October 06, 2005

Babylon, Poetry, Aliens again...

Been reading about the US air force academy. Seems that its becoming dominated by fundamentalist christians. Oh yes. You know, the ones who go on about armageddon and shit. In order for a proper armageddon, you see, a 'Babylonish' world government has to be in place, in order for it to be destroyed by God. So, these nuts are trying to build it, or so they claim. Why they would want to build something that God will want to destroy, well, they don't really go into details about that. Oh, and Iraq was the centre of the old Babylonian civilisation that God hated so much. So they think its becoming the centre of the new one. So basically, the fundamentalist christians are trying to really, really piss God off. By building a civilisation that he hates. Apparently then they'll all get into heaven because God, as I think most of us realise, is completely off his rocker. Thing about the US air force is; they're the ones with all the nukes. Isn't that a happy thought.
Apparently Bush is going to use the military to fight the bird flu. He doesn't say who's military, seeing as his lot are busy getting slaughtered in Iraq(or should I say-Babylonia? No.)
Personally, I'd like to leave the planet as soon as possible.
Oh yeah, we're sending a poem into space! For the aliens to read! Isn't that lovely! As you would expect from a poem chosen by the general public, it smells. Here is a quote:

"Look at your face
Which can freeze into horror
Or melt into love
Look at all that life
All that beauty
You're human
They're human
We are human
Lets try to be human
Dance!"

'Dance'? 'Lets try to be human'? Please. Here's my attempt:

We are human so
Send help
My alien friends
Before we blow ourselves
Up
And leave our fucking cows alone
Jive!

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