Yes, I Am

Bush. Surely if there was a god he'd have sent a few lightening bolts in the chimp's direction. Then again, if you believe the bible, god was a bloodthirsty, genocidal sadist so perhaps he does approve of all the torture and murder going on in his name. Of course its easy to pick holes in religion. Like the old 'proof denies faith' chestnut. Very convienient. But what about all the burning bushes and ten commandments stuff? All the miracles and general wierdness that apparently went on? That would count as proof, surely? There's just no consistency. And anyway, if you're going to chose as religion, why choose one that involves making yourself miserable all your life? Why isn't voodoo the dominant religion? You get to raise the dead here, people! Its a no brainer. Of course I'm much happier without any kind of belief system. Oh yes. Thats why I sit up at three in the morning writing this pompous shit. I wish I wasn't so pompous but I can't help it. Damn inferiority complex. I blame the government.
We've all made mistakes. Well, haven't we?