Things that are true and things that may not be true. Anyway, who are you to say what's true and what isn't? Get off my case, dammit

Hooray, Bush's government is finally going down the pan. Been a dark few years for the old USA, two rigged elections, two thousand dead soldiers, a long list of butchered civilians and tortured prisoners, cities bombed into dust...not to mention the fact that they have no money left in the treasury and the economy is basically owned by Chinese banks. Oh, the irony. Silly sods did exactly the same thing that the USSR did before it fell to bits, spent all their money on weapons and forgot to leave any for other things. Bush will be remembered as the business world's manchurian candidate, who sold out his country for benefit of gigantic psychopathic corporate monsters. Or, more likely, he'll be remembered as the first shaved chimpanzee to ever rule a country. His life began in the Congo, swinging from tree to tree, scratching himself and so-on, when George and Barbara- being too repulsed by each other to actually procreate- decided to adopt him as their son. And so the story began. This is all true.
Here are some more hard truths; love will never save the world, there is no God, everything you ever believed in was a lie, not every cloud has a silver lining, you will never never win the lottery, the good die young, there is no such thing as a happy ending...er...pizza's taste better when they're cold...wait, wait, there's more