Fat Bastard in Affair Unpleasantness

Its been a bad old week for the government. Home secretary refusing to resign after he allowed over a thousand criminals who were scheduled for deportation to be released. Whoops. The numbers include three murderers nine rapists and two paedophiles. Nicely done there Charlie. Excellent work. Of course Blair's administration has an excellent record over deportations when it comes to genuine asylum seekers: we've been sending people back to Zimbabwe and Iraq for years despite the fact that any number of them were liable to be tortured or murdered when they got there. Once again Tony and his boys have managed to turn the world upside down.
On a lighter note, John Prescott, deputy PM, language abuser and puncher of hecklers has had an affair with his secretary. That's him there in the picture. They do say that power is an aphrodisiac. All I can say is it must be a pretty fucking powerful one. This did amuse me for a while until his secretary claimed that in fact she didn't have much choice in the matter and that our Jonny boy is in fact a serial groper and sexual harasser-this was corroborated by a former Labour press officer who was also on the receiving end of his advances. Of course Blair and his cronies have all spoken out in his defense, expressing their sympathy for what must be such a difficult time for him. Poor John. Strange creatures politicians. Any normal person would be disgusted by that kind of behavior-even from a member of their own family- but these snakes have to rally round each other every time.
My prediction: they will both resign but after a year or so has gone by all will be forgiven and they'll be brought back into the fold as always tends to be the case. Tony always looks after his friends, no matter how corrupt, incompetent or morally bankrupt they are.